You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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