AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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