Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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