Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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