If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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