I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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