We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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