Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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