its not stalking. its research.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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