I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I have tasted many bathrooms
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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