are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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