im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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