so explain again why im purple
no
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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