I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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