I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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