I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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