He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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