That's intense
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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