Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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