I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
