So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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