thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
