Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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