margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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