Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
we made out on top of his cat.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
