i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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