On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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