Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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