The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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