idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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