So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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