all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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