I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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