kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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