question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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