I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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