i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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