so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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