forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
it hurts more in the daytime
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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