i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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