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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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