what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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