Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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