Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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