Well douche your snatch and let's go!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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