I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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