i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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