you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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