what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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