SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros, bitch!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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