thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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